the teacher has just explained to the students that they are to ask interesting and exciting questions...
Arno: "how many pages are there in the book?"
Teacher: "is that interesting Arno?"
Arno nods his head.
Teacher flips through the book and counts the pages
Teacher: "98 pages. is that exciting Arno? Does that make you excited?"
Arno: "YES!!!"
Arno keeps quiet
Everyone laughs
Class is outside practising their performance
Teacher: "Everyone put down your instruments."
Nick looking at the teacher but doesn't put down the instrument.
Teacher: "Nick, you've just lost your instrument."
[a while later...]
Teacher: "Do you want to lose your instrument just like Nick?"
Student shakes his head
Teacher: "See, Nick is upset that he lost his instrument. Aren't you, Nick?"
Nick: "No..."
Teacher: "Don't be silly Nick. Of course you are."
[Newstime]
Student: "my favourite thing is my certificate i got in the mail..."
[Next student comes up]
Student: "i got a certificate in the mail..."
[Student finishes]
Teacher: "Are we all going to be talking about our certificate that we got in the mail? Let's take a break..."
[the cockroach rap]
students dancing... sticking out thier bottoms and shaking them...
